Song “Nightmares”
Artist “Dana Dane”
Dane
Hello
Id Like To See Dr
Slumber
Please
Doctors Assistant
Ah Do You Have An Appointment
Sir
Dane
No
I Dont
But Tell The Doctor Its Urgent That I See Her
Doctors Assistant
Well Just One Moment
Dr
Slumber
Dr
Slumber
Theres A Young Man Out Here Named
Excuse Me
What Is Your Name
Dane
Oh
Tell Her Its Dana Dane
Doctors Assistant
Hh
D-d-dana D-d-dane
Oh No
Oh
You Can Come Right In
Come Right In
Right Now
Come On In
Dane
Thank You
Thank You
Well
I Walked Into The Office
What Did I See
A Well-shaped Body With The Back To Me
Sittin In Her Chair With An All-white Gown
Said Said
She Said That She Wouldnt Reveal Her face
Till My Hour Was Up And I Was On My Way
Now We Got To The Matter Of Why I Came There
I Said
Doc
I Keep Havin These Crazy Nightmares
Nightmares Of The Night
Nightmares
Theyre Alright
Cause They Just Show Imagination Of Reality
Just Keep Telling Yourself That Theyre Make-believe
She Said
Relax Yourself
Wont You Tell Me One
So I Can Diagnose And See What Must Be Done
I Laid Back My Head
Start To Inhale
Caught My Breath
And Then I Said
Well
Bright One Morning I Was Late for Class
Had A fresh Pair Of frames With Gucci On The Glass
Girls They Was Hawking
Dudes They Was Talkin
Saw The Doggy-dogg female
I Kept On Walkin
She Was On It Hard
There Was No Denyin
Shoulda Seen What This female Was Tryin
Grabbin On My Shirt
Tuggin On My Slacks
Pullin On My Zipper Board
I Had To Hold Her Back
Word Up
Doc
On The Ultimate
Now If I Never Saw A Creature
This Girl Was It
I Kept On Walkin
Had To Leave This Place
But She Was All Up On Me
Breathin In My face
You May Think Im Lyin Though Its Just A Dream
This Girl Had The Baddest Breath Id Ever Seen
I Couldnt Think Straight
Thought I Was Doomed
Heard A Bling-bling-bling
It Was Time for Homeroom
I Stepped Real Quick
She Tried To Play It Sassy
She Almost Ran Me Down
This Nasty fatnastee
Dipped To The Stairs
Running Blind
Get To My Homeroom
Ran Through My Mind
Got To The 4th floor
Standin In The Door
Girlies Watchin Me Walk Down The Corridor
The Guys They Were Jealous And Gettin Mad
And All The Girlies Wishin They Had The Class I Had
Got To My Classroom
Expect To See The Teacher
Who Did I See That Ugly Black Creature
Paused for A Minute Standin In The Door
Then I Broke Out When The Girlie Went Raw
Word Em Up
Doc
Couldnt Stand The Smell
Heard Of 3d Well
She Was fat As Hell
I Ran Out The School
I Didnt Look Back
I Tell You
Dr
Slumber
This Girl Was Wack
And Thats About The Time When I Awoke
And I Smelled That Awful Breath That Almost Made Me Choke
Now Tell Me
Dr
Slumber
How Can It Be
That This Dream Somehow Became Reality
I Cant Go To Sleep
Cause Im So Damn Scared
Cause I Keep Havin These Crazy Nightmares
Nightmares Of The Night
Nightmares
Theyre Alright
Cause They Just Show Imagination Of Reality
Just Keep Telling Yourself That Theyre Make-believe
She Said
Listen
Dana Dane
I Think I Have The Cure
But I Have To Hear One More Before Ill Be Sure
I Laid Back My Head
Tried To Concentrate
Then I Told Her The Nightmare Bout The Blind Date
Had A Blind Date With This Girl Named Anita
The fevers The Place Im Supposed To Meet Her
Saw The Def Body With The Vicious Butt
How Did I Know She Was A Marvelous Mutt
This Lady I Met Was As Ugly As Hell
Couldnt Go In The Jam With This female
I Was Coughin Hard
She Started To Braggin
Couldnt Let Them Know I Was Here With This Dragon
Grabbed Her Hand
Dipped To Harlem World
But I Left This Ugly Lady for Another Girl
Now This Other female
Her Name Was Denise
Couldnt Get No Rapture
There followed The Beast
Everywhere I Turn
Everywhere I Look
There Was Anita The Beast
She Could Not Be Shook
I Dipped
I Dived
I Ran
I Thrived
But There Was No Place That I Could Hide
Cause She Was Sniffin Me Out Like A Hungry Blood Hound
Her Tail In The Air
Her Nose To The Ground
Only Thing Left for Me To Do
Was To Set Her Up With This Other Dude
Now This Other Dude
He Was Real Upset
Cause This Ugly female He Didnt Wanna Check
He Started Actin Wild
Even Called Me A faggot
What Could I Do
He Had A
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I Dipped Into The Crowd
Made My Way To The Door
Bumped Into This Object And I Hit The floor
When I Looked Up
What Did I See
I Saw Anita The Beast Lookin Down At Me
I Couldnt Try To Play It
Couldnt Try To Pretend
Like The Aftca I Had To Take The Dog In
Nightmares Of The Night
Nightmares
Theyre Alright
Cause They Just Show Imagination Of Reality
Just Keep Telling Yourself That Theyre Make-believe
Now I Pleaded
Dr
Slumber
I Just Cant Bare
To Have Another One Of These Crazy Nightmares
Then All Of A Sudden She Turned Around
And Starin At Me With That All-white Gown
With A Catholic Smile
Showin All Her Teeth
Was That Ugly female
Anita The Beast
Dr
Slumber
Her Sweet
Soft Voice Turning Horrifying
Dana
Dana
Honey
Wake Up
Whats Wrong
Wake Up
Honey
You Are Just
Having A Nightmare
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